Ella is big-brained. Now you're probably like, "we're at Yale, everyone's big-brained." But no. Ella is more big-brained than everyone living on your floor combined, unless you happen to live on a floor with Ella. If you need someone with whom to commiserate about Hegel, Ella's your gal. But also, if you need a kind ear to listen to your woes, a loving friend, or a fun time, Ella's still your gal.